This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!
"That’s not singing; that was a baby having sex."
So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
you need to be arrested
fuck crop tops i want the old like 70s guy shorts to come back in style
So @charliebymz told me to do a sexier pose. I had no choice but to answer their challenge… #charliefan #charliebymz #me
Back to ghost hunting! I employed some new aggressive tactics to try and catch the ghost in my room.
Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets
i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect
JUST WANT SOMETHING LIKE THIS
YOU AND ME BOTH
you have to either do it on the internet or get referred.